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i’m here pharaoh entertainment
illestnonnyever wrote in fyentertainment Jan 17, 2017 18:45
this is the first attempt at a combined bert/wank post. if it works out, i’ll update the home page to reflect the change.
( Read more... )o holy father let us bert as u berted, ♥‿♥, =:3, ◉◡◉, !!bert post, !!wank post, bertus interruptus, i will pee on everything you love, tagging him on their adam fart art/posts, thought this a wank comm guess not, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, suana sweat
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THE SAINTS OPENED THE GATES GHOST TOWN IS SUPREME POP PERFECTION
onceiwasanonny wrote in fyentertainment Apr 21, 2015 16:20
baby seal clapping at 3am, every moment is a gif, i have so much cray chained down, flaw-free radio candy, so many sekrits he needed facial hair, dis bitch can sing, thank you pilates, there r wannabes and there r gunnabes, val doonican, bertnation, highly symmetrical dreamboat, his fucking voice his fucking faaace!!!, we love adam and enjoy ourselves, ʘ‿ʘ, return of the king, exuberant 69-ing, bonkers, charming and radiantly handsome, coatography, crooning colossus, mapril syrup for your spring playlist, favourite boy in the world, penis-feelings for adumb, that coat was made for beckoning, the booty be on point, i love to ~jacket, ♥‿♥, i love his fuzzy boobies, popping his metaphoric pussy, he's the american dream, literally ladybonering, he's so beautiful and time consuming, this is waaay too much foreplay, o holy father let us bert as u berted, #finlaly, your voice is beasty, boom boom, pure pop gold, get ready for me levine, you want the fucks?, i'm my own frontman :), we just biscuit no wank, adam bisex man now???!, perfect combo of poetry and obscenity, the church of pants and legs, joyology, it's beginning 2 look a lot like bertmas, !!bert post, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, bert level: critical, desecrating all memories of the past, cockedandready, lolunfaww, pop perfection at its finest, voice of a horny angel, that's some berty shit right there, radio!, openly homosexual and it shows, bravo, he's finally promoting his own biscuit!, perfectly constructed face, majestic peacock of fucking, ship me w secret loves, sales!, i've been stockholmed by melvin
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he's somebody toooooooooooooooo lo-o-o-o-ooooo-ove *twirl*
followthesun1 wrote in fyentertainment Jul 18, 2014 13:18
the actual theme of the day is "chest", the lambert challenge, the peacocking lambert, o holy father let us bert as u berted, sin palabras!! es divinoo, invitingly muscular, favourite boy in the world, awash with glitter and flamboyance, msg ain't a bad gig, major super icon rock star mega thing, follicular occurrence on Adam’s face, dreamy king of leopards, ◉◡◉, his voice is a rare instrument, !!bert post, one sexually complicated beast, glitter alien with a golden heart, *___* thank you pilates, he's the american dream, perfectly constructed face, bert level: critical, sexy-goofy charisma
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he's so beautiful and time-consuming
binkleywtf wrote in fyentertainment Apr 28, 2013 22:10
the actual theme of the day is "chest", adam ju so sexy!!! it might be a crimes!, knife-like clarion call, o holy father let us bert as u berted, built like a gladiator, dubstep sounds like transformers dancing, lord adam, das a virile man y’all, highly symmetrical dreamboat, life is a tunic, ʘ‿ʘ, !!bert post, adam chased by 40 thieves, a healthy dose of vitamine bert, adam fights with his penis, bert level: critical, exuberant 69-ing, perfect giraffe legs, adam is the gingerbeard man, young nobleman of high tone vocals, i love to ~jacket, facial hair is a screenable offense, openly homosexual and it shows, ♥‿♥, follicular occurrence on Adam’s face, zebra pants are welcome, will never forge this flight, ali baba realness, lol ilh, #lifeball, happy adumb = happy bert, a very stern ali baba
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no bravo
orihara_kaoru wrote in fyentertainment Aug 24, 2012 16:59
music calms yo tits, i am not buying it!, can his penis be the iceberg?, blessed be ninni, everything is melvin and nothing hurts, michael bolton, adam is wonder, !gifting post, a troll moans in horny recovery, dressed like a flourescent ostrich, his hotness adam lambert, #may14th-18th, organiglam, cloak of light, the gods of olympus did an amazing job, sexy piece of skin, highly symmetrical dreamboat, plenty o' penis, rico's all in bertsville like whoa, a cross between eddie munster and elvira, smooth and funky dance moves, the grocery store betrayal, adam is about to kick bitches teeth in, very minor tho, sleek disco king, scooby doo where are you, a camera and questionable morals, fake does not = real... ever!, desperation is vile to me, zebra pants are welcome, the cliff notes of cray, bitch-slapping boy-kissing arsonist, (double squee!), adam lambert occurs in finland, delicious bit of finnish pudding, handsome lake onega lambert, thunderous brow and gasping finn, this comm has gone down the shitter, o holy father let us bert as u berted, perception is not absolute, obsidian fairy dust, fufye, fandom's version of internal affairs, *_____*, reverse disneyland, go fuck yourself shitbags!, euphoric bubble of obsession, ◉◡◉, black leather off duty batman outfit, adumb thinks showing a shoulder is porn, weird fuckin' fag, eyes on the prize!!! ;), (we have pics), cockedandready, two fucks and a shit, impressive flowing trousers, cut rate discarded musical turd, industrial vampire, the feng shui of the comm is all fucked , spies in the house of cray, flail, circle jerk of mean, adam lambert parties with bare ass boys, his royal hotness and his tiny consort, flopping is not indie, brb throwin glitter on my barn, it's like a bra, haha omg let it go already!!, petting his face like a star-struck cray, adamajesty, you a criminal minded bitch, where glitter meets bitter, a musical ménage à trois made in heaven!, boyband-bland chap called kris allen, nasty in the pasty, his under pant is gray, soooooo stanky, filthy dirty lies, church of st thomas of the unwashed hair, no point of staying on a titanic, nirvana through infinite metaberting, believe it or ot i used to be popular, exuberant 69-ing, rigatoni rugrat, do not taunt adam with the bowie..., that would be cheesy buttercup, sultry smouldering & seductive, the penis part definitely happened, coatography, vittu tätä paskaa, whiny is the new vibrato!, #february11th, beardbert flashbacks, fondle his balls with vigor, VÅR NYA INTERNATIONELLA SUPERPOJKVÄN, #february16th, stop discreting their friendship, trolls in the amazon, facial hair is a screenable offense, #poeticlicense, my hair ain't corn colored, i wanted to be a lisa frank unicorn, glambert publishing, adam went as an homage to himself, my ladybits are seal clapping, who da fucking star in this fuckdom even, #january23rd, #october21st, fuckin cocky ambien-stoned sex bastard, adam's cock is quite the character, #january2nd-3rd, rihanna better watch her back, nonnywankers, !twitter, get ready for me levine, adam lambert: craywhisperer, #bdayrealness, mushrooms are satans sliced-off ears, the comm that kitty hate built, american boy-in-law, intricacies of unicorn courtship, (because the system is corrupt! \d:/), glamberts are do embarrassing, it felt like truth at the time, glambert is coming hard for her wig, butthurt knows no logic, his abdominals touched very soft, twitter always screws over the glamberts, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, suck on a gas pipe bitches, finnish god of destruction, post-beard stress syndrome, faptory, lift the veil, such a firm quiff, fye ppol are noberts, motherfucking beast, do not cancel adam, adam in a poncho & fandom goes batshit, you no nothing grandad!!!, bertus interruptus, why did deleted my sandwich?!, #oofta, the guitar betrayal, yes i am an intelligent one, unstoppable force of fluffy beauty, dubstep sounds like transformers dancing, hypotonic hobo lost on the way to soad, holy shit this is all just berting, adam lovebert, one queens bread = another queens butter, life is a tunic, ʘ‿ʘ, adam writes his own mpreg, fix that avi, a tsunami of piss, novembert is the best, principality of allenation, mapril syrup for your spring playlist, i'm cheap this weekend, en kesta, go stan monte and his mortgage, no man objects to a few extra inches, cult of tummyporn anons, a pop star of the brightest kind, wtf is their life, that cesspool that is fye, popping his metaphoric pussy, talented and glamorous fairy hooker, an idea wrapped in sadness, #december14th-16th, =:3, get wiggy with it, adam bisex man now???!, das a virile man y’all, perfect combo of poetry and obscenity, lungs of steel and voicebox of gold, delicious and nutritious butthurt, adam should look into a strap-on beard, polo razing personality, real silly for sauli, executive producer adam lambert, bert level: critical, quick sisters! sighting! descend descend, in the studio kicking a$$, lolunfaww, we run this motherfuckaa fo sho, lambert and his slickly gelled quiff, nc17 rated disney fairy tale, charts' eyes always be dead/dying, air-brushed-to-hell-and-back, glambert hearsay, what is a farting beeper doing here?, q5 priority, (replies frozen), sauli u licky bastard, nipple window shirt, funk+glam+glitter...awesomeness, joe's night of the long knives, you smell like pasta sauce, they're weird...but not in a good way, !modhat, the theme is 'ass', second helpings of adam's kool aid, berty cartwheels, masturbating to tommy's stool, fysaulitainment, ;), adam performs nakded!!!, disfunction junction, if true this is vengeance, he just party no work, no monte no problem, finnish boy finger in the mouth, masturberting, range of voice of god, those eyebrows. #swoon, adam is a freaking superstar, return of the king, *twerks to cuckoo*, #september20th-22nd, adam's voice is bananas bat-crap crazy, palmistry, a coalition of negativity, anal oriented one night stands, #january19th, shit down r_b completely, he is a beautiful clydesdale, carpe bertem!, cunty with an -ie, doom fapping, beyond the red carpet of mere mortals, i love to ~jacket, glampirate, so dump and vindictive, adam is a guru, a really hot silhouetted giant, foof-yay, new album new line up. naturally. :), sauli had red pants, pure pop gold, lick yo tears, you taste like cake, just adam. pretty. adam. sparkly. adam. , !!amas, jesus swashbuckler drag, stylish swaggering superstar storm, !creative works, twitter works both ways ratbert morons, too big for your (tight) bridges now, he's doin' some axl rose shit here, vampire spiritual figure, adam is of the gorgeous persuasion, the reign of terror begins, bing in ♥, adam is an opportunity, ~soon is the new ~interesting, like he's prince charming or something., sorry bout it #, rosetta stone: idolbert edition, some robert plant hair impersonator, pop perfection at its finest, he can fight the power with his music, !ot post, idolberts are tinhatting adam/failure, back when he loved us, rock star alpaca, adam is destroying the bar, the clit of adam’s ass, adam is not an otter!, just fu*%ing real, real emos don't dance, sauli is just an enzyme, \\:d), there r wannabes and there r gunnabes, just the tip, caledam killed the dinosaurs, immersed in funk so deep, i ride on the one true ship, idolberts don't need no fucking facts!, it´s NOT a fandom but a f*dom, jizzing like old ladies, ginga roots hooka, adam fights with his penis, sony is paying sony to care about adam, no one touches hendrix!!1, #werkbitch, shit spiral of doom, 100% certifiably flawless, r_b is a site for adam fans, i pee and shit as a result of eating, that coat was made for beckoning, it's like helms deep only happier, you cannot delete the truth, the beard is to blame for everything :(, good morning mr happypants, the church of st thomas of the unwashed , happy adumb = happy bert, adam lambert: professional boyfriend, metaberting, grandpa adumb, crays gonna cray, sobbing fits of glamberty desire, adumb stole cook's leotard money, dm dm dm dmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, i have no further quarrel w you!!, aint no party like a stalkerbert party!, xoxo /s&a, free-loader in my ass, if u get deleted text or email me..., i wish 2 lap delicately at adams asshole, hi quality vomit, noodleinfant, spleenrique, keep this crap outta my bert poast, we as a couple, the sweetest seeds make the best treats, #november18th-20th, yankee swinger, grasping at dust particles now, obviously not as dump as you, are you f%cking for real, the cabo betrayal, #werkmary, gtfo you are under my niveau, well guess what i'm a fucking capricorn, guardian-gay angel, oh the ironing, sales!, hello asparagus, skinned a muppet, like talking to a brick wall, unicorns descending upon the streets, :0, #august2nd, fye is a site for sauli fans, he has no one to ride, some new weird chatroom slang, bertnation, space princess, trans dimensional cyborg assasins, germany: sunny w a chance of tommmyberts, #november5th-7th, this is my best day forever, we all love adam and his great peanus!, !comm promotion, adam acted like and an animal, unnnfffffsexyfacebeautymarklookatmypenis, oh my gosh. oh my gosh! oh. my. gosh!!!, i was tied up. literally. haha, in the vomit of hysteria and greed, favourite boy in the world, illest vocalist ever, at the tropicana with ricky ricardo, young nobleman of high tone vocals, lesbian whisperer, ♥‿♥, save it for later, accept the poncho as your savior, adam lambert is not above the law, i wish jonte's peen wasn't in the way, i could climb his hair to heaven, cunts will be cunted off!, yes kris was generous with adam, blindsided by adam's huge vocals, i'm my own frontman :), adam poops rainbows, he's got socks in his drawers, fainting couch please, energy thought and ~throat, bing-freaking-o, turn the lights on, release the doves, soundcheck umm i'm confused, the doctor with the deep pockets, a tasteful nudie picture, finnish dark lord in disguise, descend sisters descend a sighting, adam wrote his cuckoo, shut up and fap, radio!, adam used all of rcas budget :(, here is where i come to share my shame, adumb wrote us porn, ruby-throated vocals, bora bora mora mora please, they found love in a saneless place, the brave bright winged boy, voice training..thoat control..nuff said, bertily confused, cotton-candy boat down the river bert, juice and walk away, but he is an aquarian, it's an elmo attack!, plutocracy, uneducated fool atheist, adam is a romcom movie, filled with... glide?, ps i super duper hate you, ear candy time, american idol firebrand, voice like a siren, asshole tommybert trifecta, hallowed be thy ass, arrognat, we're not police, plenty o' cushion, upper dat ass, am i about to be a three?, a berting quickie, penis-feelings for adumb, i wish adam would show us his body, ~photoshopped by the angels~, bunch of back biting cuntbags!, everything else is gravy, his voice is a rare instrument, adam lambert: walking talking emoticon, #november2nd, there is enough hate to go around, on her toast, too dump to notice, impress the planet, professor glampants, a lip curl as fine as that of elvis, that's some campy cray cray shit, the delightful stench of bullshit, brief period of denial and grief, adam's naturally sweetened ass syrup, keeping the comma live, majorly flopping with despair, it's beginning 2 look a lot like bertmas, micro-burst of vocal intensity, like a shaman on a ship to the moon, desecrating all memories of the past, #may23rd, that's how the glamily rolls, i have a bell in hand & i'm ready to go, jenny woo ain't shady!!, like some sort of glam rock bald eagle, go eat a cheese, took a left turn into crazyville, nordic god: sauli koskinen, bravo, cray krisbert in the wild, @adamlabert, adam lambert just bodied this song, the truth is there but it's so wrong, sloppy mexican david cook, there were some diagrams, holy poop holy poop holy poop, flaw-free radio candy, #gaypopstarproblems, dis bitch can sing, #january11th-12th, rock out with his virtual c*ck out, legit shivering with abhorrence, post-beep trauma, adam is a ballerina, #opulence, zeus in a thong, projection and manifestion, !!emas, sauli not participated in the rapture, the tattoo betrayal, tops pops!, 8th grade production of hair, i absolutely omnivorous, so handsome and tall and meow, the dude sang the paint off the walls, rancho penasquitos represent!, ass scarf, !!wank post, krommy is a screenable offence, the captured hair of many balding men, we're mall security, glambert convention, separation of church and shit, bitterness is comin from inside da house, in the key of what the fuck, free of my tinshackles, archive that shit!, the most beautiful man never!, musical man crush, laurieneedstherapy, pop metal yodelling, the scarf betrayal, springiest quiff ever, simulated follicular sex, in lurv with our future-pop odyssey!!!, a limp dick gets deleted quick, joyology, you will be glamsimilated, you fell with your nose in the butter, impressive dedication to being a dick, #april16th, there's no censors on the internet, interstellar eye candy, that's some berty shit right there, this pasta bitch, smite them with terrible vengence, these people are geese or cickens, what is that on his head?, the. typos all the live long day, poor kaley :(, follicular occurrence on Adam’s face, obscured by the horror, prolly on his way to f*ckland, ray-gay, perfectly constructed face, one fb drama away from a homicide, bitch queen of the anti-tommyberts, ship me w secret loves
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Adam+NYC=BERTTTTT! :3
argeneau wrote in fyentertainment Oct 23, 2011 19:54
adam's cock is quite the character, (we have pics), o holy father let us bert as u berted, unnnfffffsexyfacebeautymarklookatmypenis, in the studio kicking a$$, dis bitch can sing, everything else is gravy, ear candy time, in lurv with our future-pop odyssey!!!, the gods of olympus did an amazing job, 8th grade production of hair, ♥‿♥, i have no further quarrel w you!!, !!bert post, vampire spiritual figure, funk+glam+glitter...awesomeness
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:DD
mindchnger wrote in fyentertainment Aug 16, 2011 22:31
(we have pics), adam is wonder, o holy father let us bert as u berted, holy poop holy poop holy poop, i could climb his hair to heaven, berty cartwheels, dis bitch can sing, that's some berty shit right there, das a virile man y’all, adam poops rainbows, holy shit this is all just berting, beyond the red carpet of mere mortals, just adam. pretty. adam. sparkly. adam. , here is where i come to share my shame, ♥‿♥, a camera and questionable morals, euphoric bubble of obsession, ʘ‿ʘ, !!bert post, happy adumb = happy bert, adam is a ballerina, adam lambert: walking talking emoticon, bert level: critical
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adam/tank top otp
lady_rinehart wrote in fyentertainment Jul 31, 2011 22:36
his hotness adam lambert, adam lovebert, o holy father let us bert as u berted, ♥‿♥, =:3, euphoric bubble of obsession, !!bert post, talented and glamorous fairy hooker, this is my best day forever, adumb thinks showing a shoulder is porn, #august2nd, ginga roots hooka, adam lambert: walking talking emoticon
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IN DA STUDIO
mindchnger wrote in fyentertainment Jun 28, 2011 17:47
holy shit this is all just berting, brb throwin glitter on my barn, joyology, adam is wonder, o holy father let us bert as u berted, holy poop holy poop holy poop, euphoric bubble of obsession, this is my best day forever, that's some berty shit right there, adam lambert: walking talking emoticon, hi quality vomit, projection and manifestion
